if you like me you must not know who I am
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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