and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
cat food counts as protein by the way
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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