she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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