SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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