Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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