I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
he high fived his dick after we had sex
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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