the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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