: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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