why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
