he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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