i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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