what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
We were destined to go to rehab together
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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