32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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