you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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