I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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