Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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