Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
