I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
