Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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