We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
PANTIES FOUND
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
