So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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