I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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