My brain says no but my pants say off.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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