You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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