I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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