That's intense
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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