I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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