I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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