after a month anything with tits is on the radar
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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