Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
He's on the porch naked. Help.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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