Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
There are leaves in my underwear?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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