no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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