no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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