with your own penis?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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