Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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