i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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