I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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