Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Do vagina's smell?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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