I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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