Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
Randomize
