Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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