Dual....:-)
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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