whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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