Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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