i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
