at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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