She said her name was "party"
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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