in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I wear drunk well.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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