Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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