i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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