just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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