Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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