"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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