i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
