We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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