Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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